Hey :)

Sorry I haven't posted for a while, I've been busy xP

So anyways... What are all your favorite "Signature" lines (X Factor video diaries) from each of the boys? Please comment below! :)

Update!

Lou and El ARE still together (yay! :D )

And, if you haven't heard yet, Liam's other kidney is now officially in working order!
(Now it's 5 boys
10 kidneys
12 nipples
1 Direction)
For those of you who are a little confused, he always had two kidneys but one of them didn't always work. I know some people thought he only had one and that was going around for a while, but he's always had two :)

YAY! Congratulations Liam and thank you Louis and Eleanor for staying together!

Admit it.....

You talk about 1D so much, your friends start getting annoyed with you.

The daily life of a Directioner

Thoughts throughout the day:
 *wakes up*
I wish my alarm clock would just let me sleep like Zayn.....
*gets dressed*
Stripes, or plaid?!
*eats breakfast*
I wonder if Niall is eating right now.
*gets to school*
What if they walked into my classroom and started singing right now. I would fangirl so much. What if they all fell in love with me?! I wonder what would happen.
*eats lunch*
I want Nando's and carrots. Potatoes would be nice too.
*taking math test*
Question: If Terrance has $35.20 and shirts are $3.00, how many shirts can he buy?
Answer: I can't answer this question until you start spelling his name right. It's Terrrrrrance.
*going home*
Hey look, there's a pigeon! I wonder if it's Kevin.
*gets home*
Oh hey look! Liam just tweeted! I'll look at his profile and see what he did today. Whoa, whoa. Wait, what?! No. He did a following spree while I was gone. I'll just tweet him. "@Real_Liam_Payne following sprees while I'm at school? #disapointed Please pick a better time, love. Have a nice week x"
*dreams*
Meeting 1D! Finally :D

Parody of Payphone :)

I'm at a Nando's trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
That they tried out seperately
It's even harder to picture
They placed at number three

Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind
As soon as they got famous all of the fangirls broke down

Twitcam makes me smile
Someone should tell Niall
To hide his profiles
I'd let "Larry Stylinson" prank call my friends
Six Rs in Terrrrrrance
Zayn's no pedophile

I'm at a Nando's trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Every time I read a new fanfic
Louis' munching on some carrot sticks
Why is Harry's hair always perfect?
Liams only got one kidney left

Yeah, we better thank Simon Cowell
For making the boys stay
Louis drove the van so slow
They got stopped twice that day
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
And perfectly coiffed hair
There were women in Sweden
Who wouldn't put their shirts down

Video diaries
Superman Louis
Liam loves Danielle Pea-
zer and Zayn loves Perrie
Niall and his guitar
Louis and Eleanor
The kazoo and Harry

I'm at a Nando's trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong, you ate the food we made for two

Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Liam won't go near another spoon

Now I'm at a Nando's

Rumors.... true or not?

It's being rumored that Harry is dating Cara Delevingne
I've also been hearing that Lou and El broke up?

I don't actually know if any of it is true, it's just some stuff that I've recently heard going around.

Oh, Hazza..

Harry once drunk dialed his mom thinking it was an ex girlfriend and confessed his burning, passionate love for her

Yeah, he was grounded the next day.

Wait, so......?

Okay, if a girl not knowing she's beautiful makes her beautiful, when she finds out she's beautiful is she no longer beautiful?

A friend recently sent this to me in an email. I laughed way harder than I should have, so I decided I would share it with fellow Directioners around the world <3

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18 songs

I want that one thing about what makes you beautiful  so that I can save you tonight because I love you more than this. It's everything about you that I wish I could have. It's gotta be you that I stay up all night with because you stole my heart. In another world, I should've kissed you and shared all those moments with you, but I was like na na na. I promise we won't make the same mistakes, just please don't tell me a lie. I'll stand up to make you taken.

I know it doesn't exactly make sense, but I was trying to include most of their songs, so comment which songs they are :)

If our boys were Olympians...

Liam: Well rounded, lots of medals

Zayn: The Advice Giver

Harry: He'd be hitting up the judges, duh ;)

Louis: Sass Masta Coach

Niall: The Olympics Eater for sure

One Direction School

This would be awesome. Unfortunately, though, it doesn't exist.....
Principle: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, and Liam Payne
Substitutes: Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder
Language: 1D
Detention: Sitting with Caroline Flack
Math: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out
Science: Figuring out what your kids with each of the boys will look like
English: Writing fanfics
History: Learning about each of the boys' family history
Geography: Learning about England and Ireland
Music: Learning how to play/sing each of their songs on various instruments
Physical Education: Dancing (inbetweeners dance, pat the dog dance, stop the traffic dance, 3, 2, 1, flick dance, and so on and so fourth...)
Drama: Learning how to make video diaries and interviewing them.

I would totally attend this school <3